My Dad got back from NZ today and gave me a baby kiwi that makes a kiwi bird noise when you squish it. *eyes glisten
My Dads gf just fell asleep on the couch and I watched him subtly change the channel to Match of the Day.
My Dad has walked in during literally every awkward moment there is in Superbad.
He just walked in as Mclovin was on top of that girl going “its iiiin”.