My Dad got back from NZ today and gave me a baby kiwi that makes a kiwi bird noise when you squish it. *eyes glisten
My Dads gf just fell asleep on the couch and I watched him subtly change the channel to Match of the Day.
My Dad just woke up from his nap and yelled SPROUTS!
My Dad has walked in during literally every awkward moment there is in Superbad.
He just walked in as Mclovin was on top of that girl going “its iiiin”.
My dad has come downstairs saying he cant sleep, so now he is drinking coffee.
At midnight.
I love how when my dad goes to bed..
He has to turn off every light possible around me.
Then pointedly tells me to switch the rest off.
*Sits in darkness
