The shit I wake up to. sdffsd
Its horrible when you watch that movie and you cant wait for the Americans to die.
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| — | My patriotic American friend Jake about Pearl Harbour. |
Me: ominous is like a :| face mixed with a hint that you know somethings coming
Jake: Okokokok
Jake: Ready?
Me: always
Jake: THATSWHUTSHESAID
jakefdl: i love british golf narrators
jakefdl: they make it seem like theyre hunting wild life
jakefdl: *whispers... look at this approach *whisper *whisper *whisper.. hes looking for a birdy *whisper *whisper *whisper.. mmm that was gorgeous
![[23:42] avakidhasdodgers: and my screen was black
[23:42] avakidhasdodgers: and wouldnt do anything
[23:42] avakidhasdodgers: i thought it was the end
[23:42] jake barkie: scariest thing in the world
[23:42] avakidhasdodgers: nah
[23:42] avakidhasdodgers: blue screen man
[23:42] avakidhasdodgers: blue screen
[23:42] jake barkie: true that
[23:43] jake barkie: its like one of your children dying in your hands](http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4362b037k1qcu9two1_500.jpg)
[23:42] avakidhasdodgers: and my screen was black
[23:42] avakidhasdodgers: and wouldnt do anything
[23:42] avakidhasdodgers: i thought it was the end
[23:42] jake barkie: scariest thing in the world
[23:42] avakidhasdodgers: nah
[23:42] avakidhasdodgers: blue screen man
[23:42] avakidhasdodgers: blue screen
[23:42] jake barkie: true that
[23:43] jake barkie: its like one of your children dying in your hands
jake barkie: i bought a gallon of milk last night
jake barkie: AND ITS GONE
jake barkie: wtfffffffffffff
jake barkie: i live with a bunch of camels
jake barkie: whatever
jake barkie: i look like a newborn when i wake up
jake barkie: birds chirp
jake barkie: sun rays hit my face
jake barkie: its magical
Trying to explain why I have a Nickleback shirt to Jake.
avakidhasdodgers: IM NOT LYINGGG
avakidhasdodgers: aiir
jake barkie: and john wayne liked black people
jake barkie: whatever you say nickelback
avakidhasdodgers: why do i bother to tell you these things
avakidhasdodgers: youll think what you want anyways
avakidhasdodgers: im now a nickelback fan who broke a chair getting pregnant
jake barkie: hahahahaha
jake barkie: wow yeah
jake barkie: a nickelback fan who broke a chair getting pregnant
jake barkie: akejnd hahahahahahahah
jake barkie: that doesnt do you much justice
avakidhasdodgers: that shit only happens in kentucky
avakidhasdodgers: sdfs
jake barkie: where the hell is paris
jake barkie: italy?
avakidhasdodgers: good god
avakidhasdodgers: jake
Wisdom teeth problems.
avakidhasdodgers: god why did i just eat 3 toffees when i know how much it hurts
avakidhasdodgers: its like self harm
avakidhasdodgers: I EAT THIS TOFFEE BECAUSE I HATE MY LIFE
jake barkie: IT HURTS SO GOOD
