The bus depot might have my phone.

SAAAALVATIONNNNNN.

eatsleepcrap:

It’s official, British Problems is my favourite thing off reddit

JUST

LOOK

AT

ALL

THE

POLITE

BRITISH

AWKWARDNESS

AHHH!

I just lol’d really loud in public.

Okay if I ever have a baby this is going to be their first outfit.

Harry Styles was in my dream last night.

What has my life become?

never seen that before

Its probably only in America :( so if a guy DOES get me one of these for valentines hes REALLY GOING THE EXTRA MILE. sdfsd

I managed to pour a large mug of hot tea all over myself and the couch.

THE CREAM COUCH.

Im just a huge douche.

My dumbass left my selection box near the radiator and ALL MY CHOCOLATES ARE LIQUID.

LIKE

ALL OF THEM.

afternoonsnoozebutton:

Costume idea: go as Hurricane Sandy. First, put on a leather bodysuit and curl your hair. Bring a fire extinguisher to spray everyone with water, and then just walk around knocking shit over and screaming at people. 

You’ll be the toast of the party.

silly-nanners:

draghoulationcomplete:

If you needed an excuse NOT to vote for Romney, here it is.

”go get educated and inform yourselves”

BEST LINE OF THE WHOLE VIDEO.

“Hes not even Christian hes like..Mormon…that just shows how open minded I am.”

sdfsdfsdfsdfds

That’s what I used to think it meant!

Smooth.

HAHAHAH