Theres a couple next to me having a break up argument.
She just loudly referred to their sex life.
Eeeeee, happens quite alot what’s going ok
To me? Its cause im asthmatic, when I get cold’s my voice is like NOPE SEE YA.
I can’t find words to sum up how I feel this morning other than UURGHHARGHURRRGGGGGGGGGGG.
Also, I went to the fridge to get milk and a box of crunchy nut cornflakes fell on my head. FUCK YOU TOO CORNFLAKES.
- Parallel park.
- Brush off a passive aggressive text like NBD instead of agonizing over what it “meant” for days. (Hint: nothing.)
- Interpret criticism from my parents as “occasionally condescending but overall constructive” rather than “full-frontal personal attack.”
Well…this is accurate.
They were pretty much the only band to decline being filmed at Reading and Leeds.
The Cure did it, WHY CAN’T YOU GUYS.
Not every brit fan can afford £200 a ticket.